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Simplest Way to Get CHEAP Life Insurance

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15 Things to do in an Elevator

1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Call … Continue reading

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Fractionals vs Timeshares – Do you know the difference ?

In the past several years, the term “shared ownership,” has been used increasingly as a catchall phrase to encompass timeshare, fractional ownership and even both types of destination clubs. At first glance, this seems quite logical and appealing.  Isn’t it … Continue reading

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The fed speaks — holiday cheer?

Well after months and months of speculation, the Federal Reserve Board finally announced the start of their \”tapering\” program in which they will reduce the amount of their purchases of government and mortgage-back securities by ten billion dollars per month. … Continue reading

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Where are they now ?

When I passed my Real Estate exam in 2000 – the market was flooded with Licensed Realtors. Everyone wanted to sell Real Estate because the market was hot. You could put a house on the market and in about 2 … Continue reading

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Dear Mom

Dear Mom, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and studying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, … Continue reading

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Joke of the Day

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks – this will cause you to have one … Continue reading

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Joke of the Day

“Alfred, if I had 20 marbles in my right pants pocket, 20 marbles in my left pants pocket, 40 marbles in my right hip pocket and 40 marbles in may left hip pocket, what would I have?” “Heavy pants, sir!” … Continue reading

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Joke of the Day

A bent-over old lady hobbled into a doctor’s office. Within minutes, she came out again but miraculously, she was standing up as straight as could be. A man in the waiting room who had been watching her said in amazement; … Continue reading

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